A headline for all the red top readers out there.
I have a new camera – a shiny Canon Powershot S3 iS!
It is different to the one I had before, hopefully better and longer lasting..
The following photo was not taken with this camera, but with my old one.
Here we have Mike – trying, with near success, to remain unseen:
This is my own watery version of the Rorschach inkblot test, commonly used for forensic assessment and by psychologists to examine their patients´ personality characteristics and emotional functioning.
Top Tip:
If you ever have to do one of these for real, give responses along the lines of “Flowers”, “Butterflies” and “Happiness”.. This will probably land you in the “non-psychotic” thoughts category.
Answers similar to “Insects burrowing through flesh”, “Immeasurable suffering” and “Bryan Adams and Celine Dion performing an epic duet” are sure fire ways to let yourself not see the light of day again. Or at least get a slap, especially in the case of the Adams and Dion combo. As a doctor, such delusions of bad taste should not be encouraged and must be nipped in the bud as soon as identified.*
* – this is probably true. If it isn´t it should be. I actually have no idea.
Say what you see..
I see water demons, not dead people.
There has been a distinct lack of updates for a while.
This is not for want of trying – a combination of bad internet cafes, the frustrating deletion of two lengthy posts and sometimes being in the middle of nowhere has meant it has been difficult to update this blog and even harder to upload photos.. Some good ones of Iguassu to come shortly.
Either a lightweight laptop or co-writer would come in handy. Both would be ideal!
Any offers?
Something was missing. I had that nagging feeling.
Yesterday, I imbibed my first cup of tea since leaving England.
It was so good that I had 3 more, back to back without a break.
Afterwards, I needed many bathroom breaks – a small price to pay!
Unashamedly British maybe, but tea is unquestionably a wonderful thing!
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